Friday, January 30, 2009
1. Why is six afraid of seven?
2. What do you call a fish without an eye?3. What is the smartest state?4. What state wears glasses?
5. What letter is next in this sequence? J, F, M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O, __, D
6. What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??
7. How can you use the letters in NEW DOOR to make one word?
8. What is full of holes but still holds water?
9. What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man cannot hold it more than a few minutes?
10. Johnny's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?
11. You are driving a bus. Four people get on, three people get off, then eight people get on and ten people get off, then 6 people get on and 2 more people get off. What color were the bus driver's eyes?
12. There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?
13. Why did the farmer bury all his money in his fields?
14. How do you make seven even?
15. How many seconds are in a year?
16. What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters in it?
Ans:
1. Because seven eight(ate) nine
2. Fsh
3. Because it has 4 As & 1 B
4. Mississipi (Because it has 4 eyes)
5. N (november)
6. River
7. ONE WORD
8. Sponge
9. His breath
10. Johnny
11. Whatever colour your eyes are because you are the driver
12. They are married
13. He wanted rich soil
14. Take away the s
15. 12 (2nd jan, 2nd feb, 2nd march....)
16. Post Office
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